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 Yeah, stomach, if you could stop trying to escape out my esophagus soon, that'd be great. Any time now.

Ugh, I really hope I'm not pregnant. But you only get morning sickness when you're in the family way, right? It's not all the time? Maybe I just have a really bad cold. I mean, my window doesn't close all the way....

Screw it, I'm going to the doctor's tomorrow. I don't care if it costs money; I want something for nausea and headaches, dammit!